Bad Jokes

I am not gonna say, they are the worst jokes ever said. Yet, I can ensure that they are bad jokes to tell or practice. Use them on your own risk! Some people may consider them as offensive jokes but be sure they are not, these bad jokes are just not funny or cheesy or even corny. They are ordinary not good jokes. Anyway, enjoy reading them, and do not forget to share them with your friends.

Bad Jokes


A man walks into a German butchery and says, “I’d like bull’s testicles.”
“So would I,” the butcher replies.

Girl: So, how many times a day do you shave?

Man: Well, about 15-20 times every day.

Girl: My god, are you some kind of crazy?

Man: No, I’m a barber.

What is white and flies up?
A retarded snowflake

“I am a master of fast calculations.”

“OK, what is 758 time 642 divided by 5?”


“Ha ha, that’s wrong!”

“Might be, but it was fast!”

What is green and sits crying in the corner?
The increadible Sulk.

It has four legs and it can fly, what is it?
Two birds.

At work:

Excuse me, may I disturb you shortly?

Of course, what is it?

Nothing, I just wanted to disturb you.

Where do we get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep.

What is white and sits on your TV? A fly wearing a nightie.

Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have now? Andy has diabetes now.

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