rican dude in court
What do you tell the puerto rican dude in the three piece suit?
Will the defendant please stand.
The black baby who went to heaven and got his wings said, “God! Look! I’m an angel!”, and God said, “No stupid! You’re a bat, now eff off!”
What do black kids get for Christmas?
What is the black version of the Polar Express called?
The underground railroad.
Both are fake trains that lead to freedom in the north.
What are three things you can’t give a black person?
A black eye, a fat lip and an education.
What’s a black mans idea of foreplay?
“Don’t scream or I’ll cut you, bitch.”
What do black people and apples share in common?
Both look good hanging from trees!
How do you get a black man out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Why is Aspirin White?
Cause It Works! U guys should know this One!
A mexican and a black person are in a car who’s driving?
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a black woman?