Black Jokes

What has four legs and a black arm?

A happy pitbull.

What is the worst 3 years of a black childs life?

First grade.

Why are the black iPhones the most bought?

They are more secure to black people.

What do you have if you’ve got a black man up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement.

Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?

Because a black woman saw her in the middle of the the road and cooked her afterwards.

Why do black people hate there moms?

Because when there mom dies they never leave any money.

What’s black, orange, and very pretty?

A black person on fire.

You know what paints from white to black?

Black persons blood in your veins.

Why are black people always buried 12 feet deep?

Deep down they’re good people.

Why are black people dicks longer then a white guys dick?

As children white people have a toy to play with!

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