Cheesy Jokes

Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time

Q: Where do snowmen keep their money?
A: In snow banks!

Q: What is the best day to go to the beach?
A: Sunday, of course!

Q: What bow can’t be tied?
A: A rainbow!

Q: Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
A: To get a tweetment

Q: What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A: A Bed

Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.

Q: What did the elder chimney say to the younger chimney?
A: You’re too young to smoke!

Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: Cause they arrrrr.

Q. What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A. Sue

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