Mexican Jokes

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Juan (that joke was so retarded I had to post it)

Why do mexicans have small stearing wheels?

so they can drive with handcuffs on

Why don’t Mexicans play hide and seek?

Cause nobody will look for them?

What’s a mexicans favorite book store?


What do u call mexicans on a trampapoline?

Mexican jumping beans

What do you call a mexican on a riding lawnmower?


What do you call a building full of Mexicans?


What does a mexican get 4 christmas?

Your TV

Why are mexicans and basketball players a like?

they both run jump shoot and steal

What do you call one Mexican on the moon? A problem. What do you call two mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all of the mexicans on the moon?

Problem solved

Why aren’t there any mexican’s in hell?

they jumped the border

Why do mexicans wear their baseball cap with the brim up?

So they have a place to keep their taco.

what do you call a mexican who;s had his car stolen?


why do mexicans put there names on their car

so they dont steal them

what do mexicans and vending machines have in common?

they both take your money and don’t work.

Why do mexicans wear pointed boots?

Because it makes it easier to get over a fence.

what did the mexican say to the house that fell on him

get off me home’s

How do you keep mexicans from stealing?

Put everthing on the top shelf.

What did Davy Crocket say when he saw all the mexicans running towards the alamo?

Who ordered concrete?

What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

One can raise a child.

What do you call a Mexican with a new car?

A felon

Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?

They don’t work in the future either!

Did you hear about the two car pile-up in the Walmart parking lot?

50 Mexicans died

Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?

Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.

What’s a mexican’s favorite sport?

cross country

Why cant mexicans play uno?

Because they always steal the green card

2 mexicans are in a car, who is driving?

A cop

Why can’t mexicans be firemen?

They can’t tell the difference between jose and hose b

Why were there only 5,000 mexican soldiers at the battle of Alamo?

They only had 2 vans.

What do you call a group of stoned mexicans?

Baked beans

When a Mexican runs into a wall whats the first thing that hits?

His Lawn Mower

What do you call a midget mexican?

Paragraph because he is to short to be an essay

Why doesn’t the border have electric wires?

Because Mexicans will steal the electricity to power their house.

Why are Mexicans so short?

They all live in basement apartments.

How Do You Starve A Mexican?

Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots.

What do you call 100 mexicans working on a roof?


Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?


What do you call mexican basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Did you hear about the winner of the mexican beauty contest?

Me neither.

What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopuss?

I don’t know but it could pick lettuce good.

Why don’t mexicans bbq?

The beans fall through the little holes.

What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?

steal a chicken

Did you hear about that one mexican that went to college?

yeah.. me neither

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Cuatro Cinco

how do you stop a mexican from robbing your house?

put up a help-wanted sign

What’s the difference between a bench and a Mexican?

A bench can support a family (sorry, that one is really mean)

What is it when a Mexican is taking a shower?

A miracle.

What do you call a pool with a mexican in it?

Bean Dip.

What do Mexicans pick in the off season?

Their nose.

A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on?

Jail Break.

Q: Why do Mexicans make refried beans?

A: Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time.

Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

A: Roberto!

Q: What do you call a Mexican with a lowered car?

A: Carlos!

Q: Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

A: He had locomotives.

Q: What do you call a Mexican drowning in mayonnaise?

A: Sinko De Mayo.

Q: Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?

A: Her teacher told her she had to do an essay.

Q: Did you hear about the Mexican racist?

A: He joined the que que que.

Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

A: Alien vs Predator.

Q: What’s the difference between pick and choose?

A: Pick means to select something and choose is what a Mexican wears on his feet.

Q: What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

A: Cuatro, sink-o. Project X is still not even close to being as crazy as a Mexican party.

Nice try gringos!

Q: What do you call a Mexican midget?

A: A paragraph cause he’s too short to be an essay.

Q: What do you get when you cross Speedy Gonzales with a country singer?

A: Arriba McEntire.

Q: What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?

A: Juan on Juan.

Q: Why do Mexicans never cross the border in groups of three?

A: Because there is no tres-passing.

Q: Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?

A: Tequila.

Q: How does every Mexican joke start?

A: By looking over your shoulder.

Q: What do you call a bunch of mexican stoners?

A: Baked Beans.

Q: Whats the difference between a smart Mexican and a unicorn?

A: Nothing, they’re both fictional characters

Q: What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

A: I don’t know either, but imagine that thing picking oranges

Q: How do you say “tall Mexicans” in Spanish?

A: Churros

Q: Why cant Mexicans have a barbeque?

A: The beans keep falling through the grill

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