Michael Jackson Jokes
As we all know, Michael Jackson was an American celebrity, and jokes would be greater if they are about celebrities. Thus, Jokesful provides you the best Michael Jackson jokes on the Internet. Obviously, Michael Jackson is the king of popular culture music or pop culture. Let’s see if he’d be the king of funny jokes. Enjoy these hilarious Michael Jackson jokes.
Michael Jackson Jokes
Q: Who was the greater influence in your life, Michael Jackson or Farrah Fawcett?
A: Farrah Fawcett, because I never beat it to Michael Jackson.
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? He thought it was a delivery service.
what do michael jackson and caviar have in common? they both come on little white crackers.
Jockeys at tomorrow’s race meetings will be wearing black armbands in memory of Michael Jackson, who rode more three year olds than anyone in history. MJ requested that his remains were to be made into plastic bags, so he can still pose a threat to children.
Difference between Jackson and Disney films? Disney films can still touch kids.
Q: What time did Michael Jackson die?
A: 3:15 – when the big hand is touching the little hand.
When Farah Fawcett got to heaven, and went through the pearly gates, she was greeted by God.
“Wow!” exclaimed the Holy Ghost. “We really enjoyed your work here. Especially Charlie’s Angels! I still have a poster in my office of you with that red bikini!”
Farah is a little taken aback. “Thank you, Lord…”
Jehovah goes on, “Well, I have a special reward for you. I’m prepared to grant you one wish. Have anything in mind?”
Not one to act selfish and change God’s opinion of her, Farah thinks for a second and decides upon a wish. “I’d like for all the children of the world to be safe and sound forever.”
“Done!” exclaims the Heavenly Father. He snaps, and Michael Jackson appears next to Farah.
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
A: One’s white, made of plastic, and a hazard to your children. The other is used for carrying groceries.
Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson. In their own way, each helped young boys masturbate.
In memory of Michael Jacksons passing, Mc Donalds is introducing the MJ Burger. It’s 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
Q: How did Michael Jackson lose the big race? A: He came in a little behind
Michael Jackson wants to be buried at sea, preferably attached to two buoys
Jackson has cancelled his upcoming dates. They were James aged 9 and Tom 11.
On his death bed Michael Jackson requested that his ashes be packaged into a box of Rice Krispies, It is believed that this is so that he can have the feeling of going through a ten year old’s @rse one last time
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