Muslim Jokes

Muslim jokes are coming from our religious jokes section. Indeed, these Muslim jokes or Islamic jokes are not racist or offensive, or insulting these Muslim jokes are only funny. After covering Christian jokes and the success it found, we decided also to write another religious jokes which are the Islamic or Muslim jokes. Feel free to laugh at out funny jokes.

Muslim Jokes


Q: What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?

A: Bisexual.

Q: How do Muslims practice safe sex?

A: They mark the camels that kick.

Q: What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common?

A: Nothing, yet.

Q: What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A: A pimp.

Q: whats the difference between a truck full of dead Muslim babies and a truck full of bowling balls?

A: The bowling bowls are hard to pick up with a pitchfork.

Q: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?

A: The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Q: What’s the hardest part about a Muslim killing his own daughter?

A: Suppressing the erection.

Q: How can you tell if a Muslim girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she’s old enough. If it isn’t, cut the barrel down until her chin is over the top.

Q: What’s the difference between a Muslim and a vampire?

A: At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty.

A Muslim walks into his local mosque with a big grin on his face.

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