Women Jokes

Obviously, women jokes are those jokes that mention a woman or women, and women here is what make the joke special and funny. These funny jokes can be shared and told to everyone, it is necessary to be a woman in order to tell this joke or vice versa. Still, these women jokes can be told by a man or child. At any rate, here is the best and most funniest bundle about women jokes. Enjoy reading them!

Women Jokes


Q: Why don’t women wear watches?
A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Trick question: Feminists can’t change anything!

What’s easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A Woman

What’s the difference between a blond and a washing machine?
A washing machine won’t follow you around all day after you drop a load in it.
What’s the smartest thing that ever came out of a women’s mouth?
Einstein’s c**k.

How do you get a fat chick into bed?
Piece of cake

Why does the bride wear white at the wedding? The dishwasher should match the stove and refrigerator

What’s the best part of getting a blowjob?
The silence.

When my wife is being annoying I like to yell at her, “Get in the kitchen and make me something other than angry!”

Q: Whats the difference between a woman in the bath, and a woman in church?
A: One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Why do husbands die before their wives?
Because they want to.

How can you make the dishwasher shovel the driveway? Give her a shovel

Q: What do you call a woman with one black eye?
A: A quick learner

Q: Why couldn’t Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she’s a woman.

Q: Why don’t women need a drivers license?
A: there’s no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Q: Why do women wear high heels?
A: To put the dishes away on the top shelf.

Q: What do you do if your wife loses her legs?
A: Lower the cooker.

You know the best way to publish secrets to the public?
Telephone? – No
Television? – No

Q: Why does the bride always have a smile on her face? A: Because she knows that she’s already given her last blowjob.

A lot of women are turning into good drivers.
So, if you’re a good driver, watch out for turning women!
The geography of a woman:
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered , half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
The geography of a man:
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.

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