Yo Mama Jokes

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Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, she reversed the effects of our carbon dioxide emissions, thus cooling the Earth to frigid temperatures.

Yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

 
Yo mama is so fat she got arrested for having 10 pounds of crack!

 
Yo Momma so fat, she blocked the sun and caused the ice age.

 
Yo Momma so dumb, her brain is inside out.

 
Yo Momma so fat, she jumped and caused the dinosaurs to become extinct

 
Your momma so fat random objects take random orbits around her at various LaGrange points.

 
Your mamma so fat she exerted force to escape contact with the surface of the planet just to get stuck at a point in which no one should be able to get stuck but would otherwise follow Newton’s Law of Gravity and return to the surface of the planet! Boo YoW!!! Come at me Sun!Your mamma so skinny she could climb on top of a refrigeration unit and utilize a fried corn chip in the shape of an elongated triangle to maximize her ability to trap air particles beneath while jumping off said refrigeration unit and glide safely to the ground! YEAH I went there! Come at me bro!

 
Yo Mamma so fat she has enough mass comparable to a planet and have a gravitational pull

 
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles

 
Yo Momma is so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

 
Your momma is so old, she has a separate entrance for colored folk

 
Your momma is so unfamiliar with the gym that she calls it James

 
Yo momma is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince

 
Your mom is so classless she could be a Marxist utopia

 
Your Mom is so fat she goes to work in high heels and comes home in flip flops

 
Yo mama’s so old, Moses signed her yearbook.

 
You know, I’m so tired of all these “your mom” jokes. It’s old, cheap and overused.
Just like your mom.

 

yo mama so fat, as she walked past my TV screen, I missed every single season of the simpsons

 

Your momma is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.

 

Yo momma is so fat chain lighting hits her 3 times.

 
Yo momma is so nasty that even Illidan wasn’t prepared.

 
Yo momma is so ugly that even Yogg-Saron looks away.

 

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